Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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