Banned from zoo.
Again?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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