my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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