would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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