Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
