she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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