Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
All the doctor said was why
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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