Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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