Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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