There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
