i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We left the knife in your bed.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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