She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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