okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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