I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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