I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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