Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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