That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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