Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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