For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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