I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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