That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
two words: eviction party
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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