Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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