dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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