sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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