Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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