dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My ATM looks so different sober.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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