Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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