"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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