If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
How's work?
Spinning.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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