I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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