dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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