Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
