youre lurking in front of me
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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