Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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