We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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