Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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