You can't motorboat a personality
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Randomize
