Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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