Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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