No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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