Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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