He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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