Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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