you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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