So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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