you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think a kid would responsible me up
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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