i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
please come you make the beer taste better
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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