I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
