This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
She needs sedatives and a leash
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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