The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
