Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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