You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
