Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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