gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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